Although Kunal, if you are having trouble finding your perfect match here’s a wonderful Hindi dating website that can help you. I don’t know what you’re into and I probably shouldn’t start rumors among all your countrymen and women who are reading this. You’re probably a very nice guy who, being a TV star, has no trouble with female companionship. I’m sure you didn’t want to be dragged into this. Is that the face of smoldering Indian sensuality all you ladies want to imagine? Sorry Kunal. I don’t speak or write in Hindi, nor have I ever, yet through some modern miracle of Google technology, sexting in Hindi is apparently what search engines think my blog is about, so I figured what the heck? Why not put it in the title of a post and see if I could make every internet server in India burst into flames simultaneously this morning. Hindi is one of the official languages of India, where approximately 94% of the world’s Hindi speaking people reside. () Over the past three months or so the title of this post has been appearing repeatedly in the list of search terms that brought people to my blog. Real Sexting Conversations To Read in Hindi Sadly though the horny Hindi’s don’t leave me any likes or comments. In fact, there are often days where this post is read more times than new original posts. The post that follows this introduction was written a year ago and not a day has gone by without at least several views of the post through searches. Luckily, if you are on the wrong end of a breakup you can probably find a zombie or Hindi speaking person here who is also looking for a little lovin’.Truth be told, Hindi sexting has never left my blog since a year ago. I know you don’t need me anymore: Yes, The Phil Factor is the bastion of last resort for the lovelorn and heartbroken. Fecal impaction cartoon picture: If you weren’t constipated when you started reading this, you are now!Ģ. Useless things learned in elementary school: That pretty much sums up The Phil Factor.ģ. I can’t wait to see them bring that back on top of an animatronic robot.Ĥ. BTW, most of you probably know that when Walt Disney died he had his head cryogenically frozen. There goes my chance to get Disney as an advertiser on The Phil Factor. Those Caribbean pirates do look like an unsavory lot. I’m sure it’s happened there at least once. People Die at Disney: Why did this bring people to my blog? I can’t say it’s untrue. I’m the Chuck Woolery of the blogging world.ĥ. That’s right, The Phil Factor brings people together. Perks of dating a zombi: Apparently Google thinks I’m a dating site for zombies and Hindi’s. Who knows, one might turn out to be the next Stephen Hawking!Ħ. Charity for disabled rodents: That’s right, all proceeds from sales of merchandise in The Phil Factor Gift Shoppe are donated to buy tiny wheelchairs for rats. Yogapantsnono: It’s odd that someone got to my site using this phrase because usually if I see yoga pants I say yes yes, but that’s only because I look so good in them.ħ. I’d think “how to avoid pain” would be more popular.Ĩ. Ever since I wrote this postback in October droves of people have come to my site because they want to know about things that cause pain. Most painful things on Earth: Apparently reading my blog is one of them. People are surprisingly interested in pain. I am now the most popular Hindi dating advice site in the world.ĩ. Some days more people read my ‘sexting in Hindi’ post than the new post I put up that day. at least twenty people come to my blog using that search term. I thought it was funny so I wrote a hilarious postabout it. About 6 months ago I noticed “ real sexting conversations to read in Hindi” coming up as a search term bringing people to my blog. Real sexting conversations to read in Hindi: As I explained previously, Hindi is a language, Hindu is a religion. Without further adieu, here are ten of the most “interesting” search terms that brought people to #ThePhilFactor in the last three months:ġ0. So uh, yeah, you may have gotten here by accident, but we know exactly what kind of crazy sickos some of you really are. If you come from outside the blogiverse to read this, what I’m talking about is the fact that in our control panel we get to see what search terms people type into Google that bring them to our blogs. I’d like to take credit for being the first. Since I started doing this two years ago I’ve seen others do it too. My favorite post every three months is this one.
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